"I was born in a poor family.
We didn't have money so I sold tea at Railway Station.
I took pictures of myself in suit and tie as a kid.
I was a scout/cadet and wanted to join the army. But I think Traders are more courageous than soldiers.
I begged for food for 35 years.
I went to Himalayas for a long time.
I went to jungle alone for 5 days every year.
I once took a crocodile home but my Mom told me to put it back in the lake with the crocodile's mommy.
I love my mom, but I didn't want to stay with her. Now I take pics with her during elections and make her stand in ATM queues
I did my BA and MA, not sure of SSC HSC.
I went to US and clicked pics outside Hollywood's Universal Studios
I stole mangoes from the garden because I didn't have money to buy them.
I left my wife for the nation. I now accept her on my affidavit for the nation.
I was too poor to buy food but had enough money to go to US and everywhere else.
I washed my own clothes but I invited my washerman on the Dias to felicitate him.
I cut off sleeves of my long sleeved Kurta but never thought of buying short sleeve Kurta instead.
I wore Rs. 10 lakh suits and now change my clothes thrice every day.
When soldiers die in terrorist attacks I give photo Ops for a week since then.
I love myself so much that I refer to myself in Third Person all the time.
If you don't like me...... I will come and get you"
------ True Stories Of A Schizophrenic Megalomaniac
Disclaimer: This post bears no resemblance to any person living or dead or half dead or anyone who claims to have a degree in Entire Political Science.
